Oh really? I think we have an anniversary coming up. He treats me so well. He serenades me. And he’s good in the sheets.
I sincerely hope that your parents seek professional help for you, cause quite frankly this whole obsession you have with me, all while pretending to be dating one of the seven dwarfs is very amusing.
Well good. I wouldn’t want you to be jealous. Now, if you don’t mind, I think that I am running late for a date with my boyfriend.
There is absolutely nothing to be jealous off, especially knowing that you and Anderson won’t last very long, and you’ll be right back to bothering me soon enough.
Jealous? Jealous of what? Pipsqueak and his marching band of bowties? Don’t be ridiculous Sebastian.
I don’t know. I like him. He’s… got something different.
He’s got something different? that might have to do with the fact that unlike all of your other conquest, Blaine Anderson hasn’t hit puberty yet.
I do. It’s Blaine. Remember him?
We both know it won’t last long. You are Sebastian Smythe after all.
Doesn’t matter. I got a new boyfriend.
We both know that’s absolute lies, Sebastian.
That’s definitely not where I was going, so you can just back up with that idea.
Well, excuse me if i find that hard to believe, but please feel free to live in denial all you want.
That’s not— what I meant. Look he just wasn’t the right person.
Yeah, I am, but you are too. That’s why we make such a good pair.
Please, don’t tell me this is where you break down and declare your love for me, by telling me that I am in fact the right person.
That’s what you’d like to believe.
He doesn’t like anything kinky. He wouldn’t even get naked in front of me. He wanted to wait or whatever. I don’t have time for that. I like things wild. He’s a nice guy, but, it wasn’t gong to work out.
And yeah, that wasn’t cool with me. You’re my best friend, even if you are a douchebag.
And who would ever dare say no to getting naked in front of you? He wanted to wait? how endearing, and i assume you couldn’t wait until he was ready to drop his pants?
.. You’re the douchebag.
I’m way over him. We weren’t… sexually compatible. He was far too Vanilla for me. Plus, I never really forgave him for attacking you with water guns.
Someone that you aren’t sexually compatible with? now that’s almost amusing, Sebstian. Considering the whole bear situation he had going on, I would have thought he was anything but vanilla.
And punching me,